fireball whiskey can be put in milk to make FIRE MILK
eat some protein if you are feeling FATIGUED
visit garage sales if you want to find DEALS ON BELT SANDERS
what we'll learn next week is still shrouded in darkness
Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results
Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it
Starts running away cutely
Cis dudes who find out their not their kid’s biological father after they’ve raised them for 5+ years and then just never speak to the kid they raised ever again….insane to me. If anything that would motivate me to be a better dad just to piss my ex and my kid’s bio dad off. Go for full custody since you’re legally their father. Take them to Disney World every holiday. Be such a fantastic dad that you’re all they talk about when their mom has visitation. Then they’ll decide to care for you and dump their mama and bio dad in a nursing home. Play the game.
My ex at home alone steaming mad looking at pictures my daughter posted of me opening our grand baby’s fruit snacks while on a lovely beach vacation.